So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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