Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize