i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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