these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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