Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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