Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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