that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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