Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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