she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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