Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm too high and old for this...
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