I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
