How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You don't make any sense
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