in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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