hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I can text with my tongue
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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