the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Randomize
