Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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