when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
