Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Bring me that man meat
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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