Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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