My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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