I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
