Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
be right there i have to get my cape
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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