I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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