everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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