he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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