3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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