Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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