do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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