i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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