Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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