you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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