u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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