I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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