school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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