Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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