I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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