based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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