My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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