I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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