On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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