I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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