i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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