If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Randomize
