hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
