i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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