WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
its not stalking. its research.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
