Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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