i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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