I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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