I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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