I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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