do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
im about as happy as oj after his trial
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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