we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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