I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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