porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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