laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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