I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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